June 25, 2009
All Comedy Team post #5

Last one for the night. I searched everywhere to try to find audio or video of this, but came up empty. It’s criminal that no one has this press conference, because it has to include one of the greatest quotes to come from an NBA star in the past couple of years at least.

After dropping 78 total points on a combined 33-43 shooting in two consecutive games in early March (33 against the Lakers on a Friday; 45 against the Raptors the Sunday immediately following), reporters asked Shaq what got into him to provoke this kind of major performance burst. Quoth Shaq in response:

“That’s what I do, bro,” O’Neal said. “I’ve been doing that since 1992. If you don’t believe me, Google me. Shaq. Shaquille. Big Cactus. Ugly. Whatever.”

-T

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