This is an unbelievable day for the Cavs’ front office. I don’t know how they did it, but we managed to land TONY PARKER! One of the fastest players in the NBA. One of the best guys in the league at getting to the rim. A young, dynamic guard who will give LeBron a reason to stick around for the next several years. A freaking NBA Finals MVP!
I can’t believe we pulled this off! I didn’t even know he was a free agent this year, let alone that no one would even give him something better than the mid-level. This changes my entire view of the off-season. To get both Shaq and Tony Parker, we —
Wait…Mike’s trying to tell me something.
(The following conversation snippets are heard in the background.)
Yeah, Tony Parker.
Um, last time I checked, Tony is short for ‘Anthony.’ And he played for the Spurs, not the Raptors. Duh. Where have YOU been?
No, Candace Parker can’t be his sister. She’s not French.
You have no clue what you’re talking about. I don’t NEED to check any links.
Will you stop if I read the article? You will? Ok, fine, hold on a second…
(Checks Brian Windhorst’s Cavs blog…reads article)
Shit.
Who the hell is ANTHONY Parker?
-T
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