December 21, 2010
The Fantastic(?) Mr. Fox

After the Browns dropped consecutive disappointing road games to 2-win teams, the sports punditry seems to have decided once again that Eric Mangini is running out the clock on death row.

I’m still not entirely sure that I agree with this opinion or, if it is true, the actual decision. As Mike pointed out earlier, good teams require continuity, and firing a coach every two to three seasons is a pretty huge impediment to continuity. It’s also no secret that the Browns’ are still lacking in the personnel department, and they’ve had a rash of injuries to make matters worse. In light of all that, dumping Mangini seems at best a grey area.

Still, nothing reflects more poorly on a coach than losing games to teams like Buffalo and Cincinnati. Even if the Browns somehow manage to beat either Baltimore or Pittsburgh in the final two weeks, losses in games like the previous two carry a stench that clings to the head coach.

With all that in mind, the punditry has begun flinging around names for possible Mangini replacements. There’s almost universal agreement that whomever would come in would be a client of Bob LaMont, Holmgren’s agent and possible shadow President of the team. But aside from John Gruden (who still may not coach at all next season), the other early favorite appears to be Carolina’s John Fox.

Fox is one of those coaches who the NFL analyst community loves unconditionally. They talk about what a great motivator he is, what a sharp football mind he has—all kinds of intangibles that would make him a steal for any organization.

This is precisely the problem for laymen like us, though. Coaching is essentially all intangibles, and everyone but the players is cut off from most of those. We’re not in the locker room; we don’t know what the players think of the coach; we can’t access the X’s and O’s side of what he provides. Hell, most of the time we don’t even get to see what formations he’s running out on defense since the standard NFL camera angle doesn’t show the secondary.

Really, there’s only one quantitative measure that people like you and me can use to try to decide whether or not a coach is “good”: his win-loss record. So the question is, does John Fox’s record support the euphoria from the NFL congregation?

Counting the current season, John Fox has coached Carolina for 9 years. To date, he’s compiled a 73-69 record (51.4% wins) with the very real probability that Carolina loses its final two games of the season and drops that record to 73-71. In short, through his career, Fox is a .500 coach.

What about the topic of consistency? Well, here’s a year-by-year recap of the Panthers under Fox:

2002: 7-9, missed playoffs

2003: 11-5, lost to NE in Super Bowl

2004: 7-9, missed playoffs

2005: 11-5, lost to SEA in NFC Championship game

2006: 8-8, missed playoffs

2007: 7-9, missed playoffs

2008: 12-4, lost to ARI in NFC Divisional game

2009: 8-8, missed playoffs

2010: 2-12 (currently), worst record in the league

There are two ways to look at the above. One is that with the exception of this season, Fox has never won fewer than 7 games, and 44.4% of his teams have made it to the playoffs.

The second is that his career is marked by a serious yo-yo effect. Fox’s Panthers (which sounds like a villainous faction in a Disney movie) have never posted consecutive winning seasons. Further, every time they’ve made it to the playoffs, they’ve performed worse than the previous time. Super Bowl losers in 2003, booted from the NFC Championship game in 2005, blown out in the Divisional round in 2008.

Call me a pessimist if you will, but this doesn’t exactly give me a great deal of confidence that Fox is the guy to turn the Browns around at a coaching level.

In fact, it reminds me of a disturbing parallel. It was less than a year ago when the members of the NFL analyst fraternity collectively started touching themselves over Washington’s hiring of the great Mike Shanahan. I am on record as being critical of Shanahan’s godly status in the football world, at least based on recent reality. For all the clamor about his defense and rushing expertise, he won a grand total of 2 playoff games in the 10 years after John Elway retired. Flash forward to today: Washington is not only tied for last place in the NFC East at 5-9, but their personnel situation and Shanahan’s handling of players like McNabb and Haynesworth has been almost universally panned.

The truly scary part: even in the post-Elway era, Shanahan’s ten-year record with the Broncos (91-69) was still significantly better than Fox’s nine years in Carolina, regardless of what happens in the final two games of the 2010 season.

I’m not saying definitively that Fox is a bad candidate. On some level, coaching is sorcery. But I am saying that based on the only hard facts we have available, I think it would be wise for Browns fans to be skeptical.

As I concluded in the coaching post I linked to regarding Shanahan, the goal for GMs around the league should be to find the next great coach, not hire some guy beloved by the old guard who’s had some past success. Analysts talk all the time about how the keys to the AFC North are smash-mouth defense and a good running game. It’s rarely mentioned that the consistent rulers of the division, Baltimore and Pittsburgh, not only have good-to-great young QBs, they also have (supposedly) two of the great young coaches in the league in Mike Tomlin and John Harbaugh—both of whom were hired out of obscurity and initially met with skepticism around the pundit community. If Mangini is fired, the Browns’ brain trust would do well to keep that in mind.

-T

January 8, 2010
PAD’s Survival: No Alarms & No Surprises

As Dad noted below — in what has to be one of the great extended analogies in sports blog history — PAD lives to piss on another tree.

Only after reacting with major surprise when the news broke did I realize that I should absolutely have seen this coming.  Here’s a few reasons why, Terry Pluto-style (that means “with numbers”, not “by giving the Cleveland sports faithful a passionate reach-around at the expense of thoughtful analysis”)…

1) For all his errors and questionable decisions, the team seemed to play hard for PAD and his staff for the entire season, especially once the problematic elements (Braylon, in particular) got voted off the island.  Walrus Dog talked a good game about the 4-game win streak not being everything, but as a coach, I think it was hard for him to discount it.  As Dad used to tell me in my days of guitar playing, the two most important parts of any song are how you start and how you finish. And PAD undoubtedly finished strong.

2) If nothing else, PAD clearly knows how to work a room. Last year around this time, he wowed Lost In Space to the extent that LIS immediately ended his coaching search and signed PAD to a multi-year deal before any other team in the NFL had even shown any interest in his services.  In his previous stop, PAD had so impressed Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum that essentially the same thing happened. So the idea that PAD could come in and work the same magic on Walrus Dog isn’t exactly shocking.  My guess is that he can talk as good a game as anyone in the NFL when his job is on the line, and if you haven’t had any previous exposure to him, it’s going to be really easy to get drawn in. 

On a side note, I would pay a premium to go back in a time machine and watch Mangini work over some college broads in a bar during his days at Wesleyan.  I bet it was a real show.

3A) Keeping PAD for another year is a minimum-risk investment.  WD knows that the Browns are still a long way from being truly competitive in the league. Barring the direct intervention of God on the sidelines, they will not be a playoff team next year.  Meanwhile, he has a 10 year contract. So even if he completely botches this season, he knows he’s got a long leash before he starts to feel any real heat for his decision-making.  The most important thing is that he and whomever he chooses as his GM manage to draft well so that the personnel can be set up for 2011. Which leads us to…

3B) The free agent coaching market this year just plain sucks when we consider who WD really wants as his guy.  By all accounts, the real man in control here is Bob “Puppet Master” Lamonte, WD’s trusted agent and legendary salesman.  Whether by Puppet Master’s design or by WD’s own will, only a pre-approved guy from either Puppet Master’s client list or WD’s own NFL family tree will fill that spot long-term.  Preferably, the candidate will meet both criteria. But the only available candidate who really fits that bill right now is former Lions head coach Marty Mornhinweg, whose cumulative record stands at a sobering 5-27. Not exactly the type of guy you need to run out and hire after you’ve just been named the head of a franchise. 

However, if WD waits another year, at least two members of his chosen flock ostensibly become available:  John Fox and Jon “Pride of Sandusky” Gruden.  The upcoming season is the final one on Fox’s deal with Carolina, and according to SI’s Peter King, Gruden seems to be 100% sincere that he wants to spend at least one more year in the booth for Monday Night Football before slapping on another head coaching visor. 

Barring a major Panther’s surge next season, the consensus among sensible sports pundits is that Fox is nothing more than a lame duck.  Supposedly the only thing keeping him around for 2010 is the fact that Carolina’s owner absolutely refuses to fire a coach he’s already agreed to pay.  There was even some chatter that Fox would end up replacing PAD this year, though that always sounded unlikely to me.

That said, barring a continued climb by PAD’s squad, my bet right now is that Gruden takes the helm in 2011. 

To summarize, WD had these choices:

A) Fire a smart, charming guy whose team just won 4 games in a row in a point in the season where most bad teams have already packed it in — and fire him despite that you’ve had almost no time to really evaluate his performance and think it’s fundamentally sacrilegious to only give a head coach one year to try to rebuild a franchise.

B) Keep the coaching staff in place so that you can focus on personnel for the next year and give yourself a year-long sample size to see how PAD reacts to not running the show, knowing full well that two of your disciples will be available to take over on Jan 1, 2011 if PAD isn’t getting results.

When you break it down like that, it seems easy to see why WD decided what he decided.  Whether it’s the first in a string of decisions that renews the franchise or the first step on a path to another high-priced disaster remains to be seen.  I guess we’ll have to wait and see what we’re talking about at this time next season…which isn’t exactly a phrase that gives me a great deal of confidence. But who am I to argue with an endangered species?

-T